Now I decided to make this not based on what I am, but what I desire. It's much more fun, and it reflects my true self. So let's begin.
.:: Snake ::.
[x] Physically, you are very flexible.
[ ] You like to have power or take control in most situations.
[ ] You are a smooth talker.
[ ] You lie a lot. (I hate to)
[ ] You can stretch your mouth very wide. (sorry, I can't give you the blowjob you want)
[ ] You intimidate most people. (more like the opposite)
[ ] Most people don't like you.
[x] Your favorite color is green.
[ ] You don't have very many friends.
[x] You have more enemies than friends.
[x] You are cunning.
[x] You like to be alone.
Total = 5
.:: Bird ::.
[x] You like to feel as free as possible.
[x] Most people really like you. (well, I guess. just they don't know yet XD)
[ ] You are talkative.
[x] You feed the ducks when you go to the park. (well, if I have food, certainly)
[x] You have been on an airplane before
[x] You would like to fly someday, airplane or not.
[x] Your favorite color is blue. (indigo to be exact)
[x] People say that you have a great sense of direction in life.
[x] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You have picked up a bird's feather and kept it for a long time.
[ ] You like to be part of the crowd.
[x] Your vision is 20x20 or better. (not any longer)
Total = 10
.:: Cat ::.
[x] You are very independent. (as much as I can)
[x] You like to go out on adventures. (yeyy!)
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] You're a cuddle-bug.
[x] You aren't afraid of mice. (why would I? I will fuck it in the ass)
[x] You have a pet cat. (to small home for it, but will have)
[ ] You have a pet fish.
[x] You have cheated death 1 or more times. (I cheated your girlfriend XD)
[x] You have been in a car accident.
[x] Some people say that you're graceful.
[x] You are very quiet.
[ ] You don't like the rain.
[x] Your favorite color is purple. (well, somewhere near)
Total = 10
.:: Dog ::.
[x] You are very loyal.
[ ] You are a very social person.
[ ] You have many friends.
[x] You would die for someone you love.
[x] You love to play sports. (depends on the sport, but if it's for me, then yes)
[ ] You have a pet dog. (again, to small home)
[x] Your favorite color is yellow.
[x] You find joy in helping others.
[ ] Your favorite food is meat. (veggie)
[x] You have guided/helped someone on an outing before and did not mind.
[x] You would protect your friends and family no matter what.
[ ] You may drool from time to time.
.:: Horse ::.
[x] You are a very physically-fit person.
[x] You like to go out on runs/jogs.
[x] You are a vegetarian.
[ ] Strength is your best quality.
[x] People can depend on you for things.
[x] Your favorite color is red.
[ ] You like sports cars.
[ ] You think that a lowered suspension and better handling is the way to go.
[ ] Your job requires you to lift 50 lbs or more.
[x] Someone has asked you before, "Why the long face?"
[x] You like sweets.
[x] Apples are your preferred fruit. (well, basically any fruit)
.:: Wolf ::.
[ ] You live with your family.
[ ] You get along with your family. (well, not really)
[x] You like to teach others.
[ ] You have baby-sat before. (I've never sat on a baby before)
[x Your favorite color is gray.
[ ] People consider you to be a leader.
[x] You would protect family and friends if threatened.
[x] You like to sing. (I can't, but I like to. that's why I sing on concerts, so I don't hear my own voice XD)
[x] The nightlife is for you. (yeaaah!)
[x] You like to go to raves or dances.
[ ] Being social is a big part of your personality.
[ ] You look up to someone and want to be like them someday.
.:: Lion ::.
[ ] You are popular.
[ ] People look up to you.
[x] You hold a powerful presence.
[x] You have been in a fight before.
[ ] Your favorite color is gold.
[x] Someone has looked up to you before
[ ] You sleep more than 12 hours a day.
[ ] You are a morning person. (I work in 3 shifts atm)
[x] You think you have the best hair.
[ ] You look intimidating to others.
[x] People don't bully you. (not anymore. it's kinda my presence, or I dunno)
[x] You love the rain.
.:: Bear ::.
[ ] People think that you are very intimidating.
[ ] You are not afraid of bees.
[ ] Your favorite color is brown.
[x] You like to go out for hikes in the forest/nature trails.
[ ] You have brothers/sisters.
[ ] You like to go fishing. (*braindead*)
[x] You like to swim.
[ ] You like to go hunting.
[x] You adapt really well to extreme situations.
[x] You are very strong.
[x] You don't like a big crowd.
[ ] You are fearless of others.
.:: Pig ::.
[x] You like to eat.
[ ] Your favorite color is pink.
[x] You are very intelligent, or so you've been told.
[x] You are smarter than a dog.
[x] You are a picky eater.
[ ] You have sensitive skin.
[ ] You like mud baths/facials.
[x] You like to be pampered.
[ ] You depend on others a lot.
[ ] You aren't the most active person.
[x] You love chocolate.
[ ] You're easily angered.
.:: Elephant ::.
[ ] You are tall.
[x] You eat a lot
[x] You have a great memory.
[ ] Your favorite color is silver.
[ ] You wear glasses/contacts.
[x] You like to travel.
[x] You love to swim.
[x] People don't bully you.
[x] You carry something special with you everywhere you go.
[x] You are a vegetarian.
[/] You would rather avoid a fight.
[ ] You have big ears.
.:: Fox ::.
[x] You like to make jokes.
[ ] You would like to become a comedian some day.
[ ] You have pranked someone before.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[x] Your favorite color is orange.
[x] You believe in true love.
[x] You love someone/have a crush on someone.
[x] People say you're sexy.
[x] You don't want to die or live life alone.
[ ] You would like to have children someday/You have children. (well, I love them, but I don't want to have them atm)
[x] You like to help your friends and family.
[ ] You live in the suburbs.
So I'm a catbird. Nice XD.